四狼笑话, 4 guyx jokes

笑话一，

四哥 ：我问你，先生和老师谁比较老？
阿一 ：哈？嗯....唔......
四哥 ：哈哈！不知道吧，答案是先生！
阿一 ：为什么!?
四哥 ：因为他“先生”出来嘛~~
阿一 ：.............................


笑话二,

There is a place called "York" in Scotland, one day Ulou got this name from TV and asked...
四哥 : Eh! Is this York old or new?
阿一 : Huh??
四哥 : I think this should be the "old" York, cause there's a "new" York in America. :)
阿一, 小二, 三叔 : ............................-.-lll


笑话三,

阿一 : I ask you all, bear bear and big bear which one is bigger?
四哥 : mmmmm..................
小二 : ........................(thinking)
三叔 : I know! It's bear bear! Cause they are two bears.....sure bigger than big bear!!
阿一 : mmm.....half correct......
三叔 : half...?! why!?
阿一 : Ok! here's the answer.....bear bear is a real bear and it's bigger than big bear....cause "big bear" is the "Nobita" in Doraemon!!! (Big Bear = 大熊 = 大"雄")
All : .......................-.-lll


好废啊~~~

=小二=